@GovernorPerry: I'm skipping the next three debates, @MittRomney’s tax plan and #halloween — in other words, anything scary.
Sasha and Malia to dress for #halloween as #occupywallstreet protesters? That gets presidential veto.
I'm skipping the next three debates, @MittRomney’s tax plan and #halloween — in other words, anything scary.
The day before #halloween and no candy in the house? You just can't get good help these days.
Negotiations under way with Sasha and Malia over costume choice. Putting presidential foot down.
No, I will not be giving 9 pieces of candy to each #trick-or-treater.
Prez reportedly on ropes in #CostumeGate.
@Michele Bachmann calls #halloween “socialist” holiday: “Nothing more than a redistribution of candy.”
Sides still far apart in negotiations over costumes. Offer of #halloween sleepover on table.
Dressing as president for #halloween. Preparing 2 occupy #whitehouse.
Ron Paul “would pardon people in jail for drug use.”
Ron Paul for president.
Keep the candy. I’ll take a little press.
Negotiations over. Sasha and Malia to dress as #occupywallstreet protesters. Sleepover to follow.
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